How to Create the World's Best Crappy Cup of Coffee
1. Want Coffee at 3 in the afternoon. Look in coffee pot and realize it was made at 6:00 in the morning.
2. Not Care.
3. Decide that luke-warm coffee isn't good enough. Old and burnt, sure. Luke-warm, no.
4. Put in microwave and decide on two minutes.
5. Immeadiately regret decision.
6. Clean up boiled over coffee and start over.
7. After coffee is heated, add sugar and about a cup of Coffee-Mate to add subtetly to the bark-like flavor.
8. Drink as quickly as possible in order no to destroy tastebuds.
9. Begin stomach ache.
2. Not Care.
3. Decide that luke-warm coffee isn't good enough. Old and burnt, sure. Luke-warm, no.
4. Put in microwave and decide on two minutes.
5. Immeadiately regret decision.
6. Clean up boiled over coffee and start over.
7. After coffee is heated, add sugar and about a cup of Coffee-Mate to add subtetly to the bark-like flavor.
8. Drink as quickly as possible in order no to destroy tastebuds.
9. Begin stomach ache.
posted by Cate at 5:21 PM
2 Comments:
I did that the other day. Then when I went to grab the handle of the mug, it took a few seconds for me to realize that it was so hot that it was melting my flesh, at which point, i was in the living room, and chose to sacrifice my skin instead of spilling on the carpet.
anything to avoid cleaning.
it could have been:
Want coffee at three, call amanda who was already at starbucks...
sip coffee happily at 3:15
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