Tips on How to Get Business
1.) When walking into office please, please don't chew and then smack your gum. It's gross.
2.) Don't look suprised when I tell you I am in charge of something. That's right buddy, I can be in charge of stuff.
3.) Don't try to smarm me into business with you. I can compare prices with the best of them. Watch me.
4.) Don't be happy I am scanning your card into my computer. You think I am filing it away in some technologically sound system, but really I just want to show my friends the smarm:
2.) Don't look suprised when I tell you I am in charge of something. That's right buddy, I can be in charge of stuff.
3.) Don't try to smarm me into business with you. I can compare prices with the best of them. Watch me.
4.) Don't be happy I am scanning your card into my computer. You think I am filing it away in some technologically sound system, but really I just want to show my friends the smarm:
posted by Cate at 4:06 PM
4 Comments:
SMARM ALARM.
This made my night. Let's be friends.
If I ever have packaging needs, I will contact Keith H. Landsberg Co. (Paperland).
Thank you so much.
hot!
how could you say no??
He looks Botoxed in the photo.
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